~ Andrea Gibson
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And I want to come home to you
I can figure out the rain.
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
date me to disappoint your parents
i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress
Someone has beat me to my goal.
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
I’m a fan of opening night as well
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come