so I was in class today and we have these chairs that you’re able to adjust the height on and I looked straight at my history teacher and pulled the lever so the chair sank and I told him that I was going down in history
In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
can someone explain the joke
how to spot a gringa in 2 seconds
‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
“Dog Eat Dog” is a short film based on the true story of how actor/producer Zachary Quinto finally adopted his first dog in a Los Angeles Animal Shelter. During the events of his hilarious trials in attempting to adopt a shelter animal, Sian Heder, the film’s director was there by his side. Taking notes. [x]
if I was a billionaire I would literally chill on tumblr and when I see people fretting over not being able to afford plane tickets to see friends, or convention tickets, or merch I’d just be like “YES HELLO £3000 COMING YOUR WAY HAVE A NICE DAY”
livingbreathingarthurconandoyle:
He considered himself to be a Spiritualist, and believed in the supernatural.
On his gravestone, it is written that he was a, “man of letters”.
Supernatural fans, I think we all know what this means.
No.
How do people actually dress cute in the summertime, I literally feel like I am melting and the feeling of clothing makes me ill I just want to be naked and eat ice cream idk
this is so accurate it hurts
Actors (in suits!) and their heights
I saw a graphic that had Jared Padalecki and Martin Freeman and their compared heights, and I wondered where all my favorite actors fell on the scale. So here you go, Tumblr.
Height chart is from (x)
(PS: I’m from the US, so it’s in feet and inches. I’ll get around to metric eventually)
This looks like a police lineup.
“Ma’am, which one of these men ruined your life?”
*sobbing* All of them!


