Hello, stranger.

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

rlmjob:

she dead

rlmjob:

she dead

18-15n-77-30w:

xxseleucid:

thatdudeemu:

I’m crying laughing

isn’t that the guy supporting officer wilson?

He should be stripped of every codon responsible for that skin he’s wearing…
look at his face…happier than a pig wallowing in shyyyte…

18-15n-77-30w:

xxseleucid:

thatdudeemu:

I’m crying laughing

isn’t that the guy supporting officer wilson?


He should be stripped of every codon responsible for that skin he’s wearing…

look at his face…happier than a pig wallowing in shyyyte…

theeleventhsherlock:

tennants-hair:

babyintrenchcoat:

the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

wow supernatural do you think you could fit just a little bit more symbolism in there, I don’t think we quite caught that.

Dean Winchester made an angel fall.

in every way possible

And then the angel broke I’m sorry guys I had to say it

caesartheking:

"season 10 probably won’t be the last season" 

more like

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countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

sixpenceee:

And here is a collection of hyper-realistic tattoos. 

deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

theworldofnicholassparks:

"You’re in two places at once."

theworldofnicholassparks:

"You’re in two places at once."

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

The person who broke you can’t be the one to fix you. Remember that.
Note to self (1/?)