Fuck it. Just get naked.

shufflecats:

so I was in class today and we have these chairs that you’re able to adjust the height on and I looked straight at my history teacher and pulled the lever so the chair sank and I told him that I was going down in history

danfanfics:

dantard:

kansass:

why cant i touch ppl through the internet

I feel you

did you just

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

h0odrich:

fffcuk:

autosuficiencia:

In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.

can someone explain the joke

how to spot a gringa in 2 seconds

aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

“Dog Eat Dog” is a short film based on the true story of how actor/producer Zachary Quinto finally adopted his first dog in a Los Angeles Animal Shelter. During the events of his hilarious trials in attempting to adopt a shelter animal, Sian Heder, the film’s director was there by his side. Taking notes. [x]

butyourelikereallypretty:

But The Kimye Babyé is Like Really Ready for Her Close-Up.

butyourelikereallypretty:

But The Kimye Babyé is Like Really Ready for Her Close-Up.

someblokecalledrichbrook:

if I was a billionaire I would literally chill on tumblr and when I see people fretting over not being able to afford plane tickets to see friends, or convention tickets, or merch I’d just be like “YES HELLO £3000 COMING YOUR WAY HAVE A NICE DAY” 

So, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle…

honorary-winchester-boy:

livingbreathingarthurconandoyle:

mishaandpie:

He considered himself to be a Spiritualist, and believed in the supernatural.

On his gravestone, it is written that he was a, “man of letters”.

Supernatural fans, I think we all know what this means.

image

No.

image

takonatural:

winchesterandwinchester:

Intense/Sad Scene vs Gag Reel
      ↳ [2 of ?]

HOW DO THEY GET ANYTHING DONE AT ALL IN THIS SERIES

seekinternalheights:

peanutbuttarunna:

How do people actually dress cute in the summertime, I literally feel like I am melting and the feeling of clothing makes me ill I just want to be naked and eat ice cream idk

this is so accurate it hurts

my-dear-hobbit:

Misha and his self-cam twitter pics from his own marathon run for charity.

STOP THAT

kneelsforlaufeyson:

silverrumrunner:

Actors (in suits!) and their heights

I saw a graphic that had Jared Padalecki and Martin Freeman and their compared heights, and I wondered where all my favorite actors fell on the scale. So here you go, Tumblr. 

Height chart is from (x)

(PS: I’m from the US, so it’s in feet and inches. I’ll get around to metric eventually)

This looks like a police lineup.

“Ma’am, which one of these men ruined your life?”

*sobbing* All of them!